Vacation Times - USA - The competition rages, a breach of Fair Trade rules ignited by Wolfeboro, Kissimmee ahead.

To try to keep their foreign visitors, Wolfeboro citizens have been told to offer them free breakbast, I have learned. Apparently this is why the french president Nicolas Sarkosy decided to head to this holiday spot. Of course this is a disloyal method, but when I asked New Hampshire why did you choose to offer breakfast instead of lunch, I was told that's because they don't have any Denny's in Wolfeboro. In Kissimmee, we have four! On top of that comes what is he going to tell his friends back in France when they ask, how was your french toast at Denny's? He is going to say that he never went to his house and the guy will end up in trouble, telling people I went to America for my vacation, but everybody will think what a liar, this guy never had french toast in a Denny's for breakfast and he thinks we are going to believe he went to America.

I saw on TV, some nice Wolfeboro folks trying desperately to advertise their local ice creams but let's face it, they have one ice cream shop, we, in the sunshine state, call these Wolfeboro guys, snowbirds, that's just to let you know, about ice creams, the weather here in Kissimmee requires we have some all year around in our ice cream parlours not in our driveways.

Wolfeboro folks are nice people but celebrities prefer Kissimmee. Paula from CNN never held a debate with the President's brother in Wolfeboro, she did in our townhall.

It's even worse for dinner, I was told that they don't have any Red Lobster, we have and you believe that, there is no Dunkin Donuts. Just imagine what the french president will tell his friends when they ask did you try a Boston Kreme at Dunkin Donuts, he may say what's that. Would you believe someone telling you I went to America, but I never had any breakfast at Dennys, I never had dinner at a Red Lobster restaurant, I did not see any Dunkin Donuts shop and never tried the Boston Kreme. I wouldn't.

Nicolas! Je viens de te voir sur BFM tv en train de montrer du doigt. Combien de fois t'ai-je déjà dit qu'on ne montrait pas du doigt?